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Deep within the secret vaults of the GOODSTUPH studio, something stirs as the stone lions awake with the quiet yawn of a purr. She instinctively reaches for a pack and taps it twice with her paws. With a stick hanging carelessly between her feline teeth, she lights it up. He, on the other hand, has no patience for smoke breaks (he never could find the damned yellow box), but always keeps a bottle close – this lion needs his alcohol.
Don’t mess with this pair of fearsome stone lions – they not only keep out vampires, werewolves and actresses with a single emotion; you can also count on them to stand steadfast at your entrance, refusing to let shit out the door with a cuss.
Security guard uncle, your move.
Proudly presented by GOODSTUPH and produced by FLABSLAB, the GOODSTUPH Stone Lions are not your average stone lions.
She has a smoking habit and works her mascara magic every morning. This little diva is adorned with a Chanel necklace across an impressive C-Cup chest.
He has a drinking habit and spends time playing football with the guys. This little punk rocker also swags a tongue stud.
The cubs come snuggled in a cosy oriental wrap that transforms into a chic tote bag to carry the lion’s share of prosperity that the cubs bring in for you.
There is also a GOODSTUPH Stone Lions Birth Certificate so you can put your name down as the proud parents of the lions, and no one can paw them away from your tender loving care.
Limited to 88 pairs for sale only.
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